Wednesday, September 22, 2021

Haitian Zombies Crossing The Border

I don't want to alarm anyone, but the idea of resettling thousands of Haitian "refugees" randomly around the country has me freaked out. 


They are not being screened for COVID, no real background checks, and finally there's no ZOMBIE screening. 

I've spent the better part of my life in the Caribbean. First with the US Navy as part of the Joint Interagency Task Force (a lifetime ago) and more recently as Captain of private yachts doing countless for hire charters in the "Islands". 

Zombies and Voodoo are all part of island life. 

This is a true story:

A man walked into l’Estere, a village in central Haiti, approached a peasant woman named Angelina Narcisse, and identified himself as her brother Clairvius. 

If he had not introduced himself using a boyhood nickname and mentioned facts only intimate family members knew, she would not have believed him. Because, eighteen years earlier, Angelina had stood in a small cemetery north of her village and watched as her brother Clairvius was buried. 

The man told Angelina he remembered that night well. He knew when he was lowered into his grave, because he was fully conscious, although he could not speak or move. As the earth was thrown over his coffin, he felt as if he were floating over the grave. The scar on his right cheek. he said, was caused by a nail driven through his casket. 

The night he was buried, he told Angelina, a voodoo priest raised him from the grave. He was beaten with a sisal whip and carried off to a sugar plantation in northern Haiti where, with other zombies, he was forced to work as a slave. Only with the death of the zombie master were they able to escape, and Narcisse eventually returned home. 

Legend has it that zombies are the living dead, raised from their graves and animated by malevolent voodoo sorcerers, usually for some evil purpose. 

Most Haitians believe in zombies, and Narcisse’s claim is not unique. At about the time he reappeared, in 1980, two women turned up in other villages saying they were zombies. In the same year, in northern Haiti, the local peasants claimed to have found a group of zombies wandering aimlessly in the fields. 

But Narcisse’s case was different in one crucial respect; it was documented. His death had been recorded by doctors at the American-directed Schweitzer Hospital in Deschapelles. 

On April 30, 1962, hospital records show, Narcisse walked into the hospital’s emergency room spitting up blood. He was feverish and full of aches. His doctors could not diagnose his illness, and his symptoms grew steadily worse. Three days after he entered the hospital, according to the records, he died. The attending physicians, an American among them, signed his death certificate. 

His body was placed in cold storage for twenty hours, and then he was buried. He said he remembered hearing his doctors pronounce him dead while his sister wept at his bedside.

But the zombie myth is far older and more rooted in history than you might think.

It first appeared in Haiti in the 17th and 18th centuries, when the country was known as Saint-Domingue and ruled by France, which hauled in African slaves to work on sugar plantations. 

Slavery in Saint-Domingue under the French was extremely brutal: Half of the slaves brought in from Africa were worked to death within a few years, which led only to the capture and import of more. 

In the hundreds of years since, the zombie myth has been widely appropriated by American pop culture in a way that whitewashes its origins—and turns the undead into a platform for escapist fantasy. . 

But Haitian slaves believed that dying would release them back to lan guinée, literally Guinea, or Africa in general, a kind of afterlife where they could be free. Though suicide was common among slaves, those who took their own lives wouldn’t be allowed to return to lan guinée. Instead, they’d be condemned to skulk the Hispaniola plantations for eternity, undead slaves at once denied their own bodies and yet trapped inside them—soulless zombies. 

After the Haitian Revolution in 1804 and the end of French colonialism, the zombie became a part of Haiti’s folklore. The myth evolved slightly and was folded into the Voodoo religion, with Haitians believing zombies were corpses reanimated by shamans and voodoo priests.

Sorcerers, known as bokor, used their bewitched undead as free labor or to carry out nefarious tasks. This was the post-colonialism zombie, the emblem of a nation haunted by the legacy of slavery and ever wary of its reinstitution. 

At this point you obviously understand this post was made in jest. Or is it? After all the the CDC itself, has dedicated part of its website to “zombie preparedness.” 

While Haitians at Camp Biden are slowly being shipped out the question is to where? Biden officials say they are returning the illegals to Haiti but other sources say that's not true.

In fact one solid source said he saw at least 127 deplaning in Des Moines Iowa.

Iowa? Seriously?

They have no job skills few speak English. Their children are at least four grade levels behind US kids even in rural America. Many adults lack even a junior high school education.

And then there's the midwestern winter. My God what are they thinking. Winter is a learned skill set, perhaps even inherited.  Passed down from one generation to another. People just don't move to Iowa.


41 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hey Chip!!! Have you ever seen lines of people trying to get out of the United States. Would an American be considered a refugee for leaving our country or just retarded? I mean they are having genocide in Chicago like they did in Congo back in the 90's. I'm confused. Signed, Mr. Obvious

Anonymous said...

Congrats you stupid democrats. You are all responsible for this. We’re officially being invaded and our dementia president is allowing it.. but hey at least we don’t have anymore mean tweets.

Anonymous said...

Will they come work the kitchen at Burger King? Because I'm getting tired of my lunchtime drive thru taking 45 minutes. Or are they all going to be recruited to CMPD before they can fill all those jobs nobody is taking out there?

Anonymous said...

Great.... More nuggets without job skills who will be suckling at the Gubamint Teat. Welcome to the new Biden America.

Anonymous said...

Looks like the officers leaving cmpd! Just a different color.

Anonymous said...

They need Chick-Fil-A!

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHA you guys are funny today.

Thank you.

Anonymous said...

The new and improved CMPD, not only will you get the chicken but you'll get the sauce too! You can't say no!

Anonymous said...

Its been a long day. I'll take a sandwich and a side of dispatcher ass to go.

Anonymous said...

AAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSShhhooooooooooooooolllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeee!!!!

Anonymous said...

Cecil got d chick'n and sauz!

Anonymous said...

Hey nigga stop bringin up Cecil on here.

Anonymous said...

Its nice to see the central officers are back on their street corners looking like a bunch of mopes. Charlotte is very safe just like our nation's border.

Anonymous said...

CECILCECILCECILCECILCECILCECILCECIL, etc.

Anonymous said...

I think more CMPD officers got arrested this year than citizens. Way to go IA. You are doing an incredible job… bout as good as recruitment

Anonymous said...

I havent heard about any officers being arrested or released. I did hear about the Metro 5 and their tough times on the open job market.

Anonymous said...

I figured the Metro boys would have landed corporate security jobs from their retired buddies by now.

Anonymous said...

Metro 5 ?

Anonymous said...

Pledge fund?

Anonymous said...

Tooth Fairy?

Anonymous said...

Fat boy McGarity?

Anonymous said...

Vaxxed ??

Anonymous said...

How “real” was real talk yesterday?

Anonymous said...

The Mazz?

Anonymous said...

Cecils BBC?

Anonymous said...

Why we talkin' bout Cecil? He ain't goin' no where!

Anonymous said...

Stukey video?

Anonymous said...

Dance Lawsuit Payout?

Anonymous said...

Legal Update***

Dance and Mazz both laughing all the way to the bank after the city payed them out.. must be nice
Cecil’s BBC is still dripping from the clap and the Stukey video is still missing, check under JJ’s mattress.

On to more pressing matters: When the city mandates you take the vaccine DO NOT under any circumstances resign or quit. Let them fire you. We all see the folks who took the vaccine and had adverse reactions to it. Either way if they force you, you only have recourse if you A) take the vaccine and your pecker falls off (or some other type of adverse reaction or B) if they fire you as a result of not taking it. Those will be the only ways you too can get paid like Dance and Mazz. Don’t let the city bully you. Grow some balls and fight back

Anonymous said...

Thanks Legal Beagal

Do you also know the status of Warrith Muhammed? He t-boned an old lady on Sugar Creek and killed her with the patrol unit. He was driving to a community meeting at the muslim center, and I guess his brakes stopped working on a car with less that 100k miles on it? This is the cop that took a knee and raised his fist at the Panthers game. That Central cop was driving his patrol unit with lights on and hit a drunk pedestrian, then they arrested him for manslaughter. Similar inputs, vastly different outcomes.

Any ideas?

Anonymous said...

Allegedly the department is preparing for 12 hour shifts for all vaccinated employees. Those who are not vaccinated will be suspended. Apparently over half of the department isn’t vaccinated, let’s see how this plays out! I feel bad for the citizens of Charlotte.

Anonymous said...

Anyone who has felt it necessary, for whatever reason, to forego receiving this vaccine… don’t buckle under the pressure of threats from city council and executive leadership. If you have any set of guiding principles, faith, or integrity, don’t give in just because those who have sold their integrity for a promotion or a $500 payout are pressuring you. If you claim to have integrity, then have it. If not just so you can look yourself in the mirror or be an example to your family of what it means to have a spine. If you have to find another job, then you find another job. Ultimately, if you give in once, you’ll set the precedence for city council and any other corrupt politician to dictate how you live your life; not based upon science but upon compliance. Today it’s the vaccine, tomorrow it’s Australia. If the police, who have sworn an oath upon the Bible, do not stand up for their own individual liberties, then you can’t be trusted to protect the liberties of the citizens you claim to serve. Things are heating up. If we stand together with integrity, the balance swings in our favor. 2-3 days of this city losing 45% of its cops will be enough of a dumpster fire to set the tone. Be strong.

Anonymous said...

If you got the so called vaccine because you wanted it, good for you, I’m glad you had the choice to make that risk based health decision for yourself. God help us if anyone gets the vaccine due to coercion, bribery, shame, blackmail, social pressure, etc.

The PEOPLE hold the power, not a select group of power hungry tyrants. WE the PEOPLE do not have to give in to their games.

Anonymous said...

https://twitter.com/mazemoore/status/1444002447966539782

Anonymous said...

11:36. I don’t know how Mazz got paid. I know Dance got a small pee pee and Foster called him out on it but I heard Mazz got into a fight with the airport captain. How do you get reinstated after that bullshit? Talking about the vaccine…. Don’t resign I agree. Let them fire you

Anonymous said...

Let this Mother F------ Burn! If they decide to let officers go for not taking the jab then the city will suffer the consequences of that decision and the leadership will go down with it. So be it. Time for a good house cleaning at the top anyway. I'll stay in my Hidey Hole and watch the show. My Switch is rechargeable....

Anonymous said...

Stukey Video; https://youtu.be/wPF7uoZmW0M

Anonymous said...

454, aint no way I am clicking on that link.

The video was on VHS since the cameras was older at the CVOC. You need Crystal Cody to move the video to digital. I aint tryna see that video, anyways.

Anonymous said...

I clicked the link. From a city computer too. Question, is IA still hemming up officers for petty offenses? I mean we’re already short. Can we afford to loose anymore officers?

Anonymous said...

Down we go!

Anonymous said...

https://twitter.com/EricSpracklen/status/1445901692143390720

Pfizer intentionally withheld fetal tissue information related to the vaccine. Religious exemption?