Thursday, November 11, 2010
Major Trouble at CMPD
Seems a couple of CMPD Majors have found new ways to get into trouble.
First up a certain un-named Major has apparently stepped into hot water while unknowingly passing a fake $100 dollar bill. If reports are true this Major, when confronted with the bill not clearing the “pen test” simply paid with a couple of legit Jackson’s and failed to report the problem to anyone until several days later.
This might explain yesterday’s visit by the United States Secret Service to CMPD Headquarters.
In another rumor concerning CMPD Majors:
As if the Carolina Panthers weren’t having a bad enough season, one CMPD Major reportedly Larry Blydenburg was spotted snagging players gloves and hats from the team bench after Sunday’s 34-3 loss to New Orleans.
Apparently when challenged about the items hidden in his jacket the Major replied “Everyone does it”. No word on an arrest, suspension or termination. But Cedar Posts really doubts there is much of a market for Panthers memorabilia on eBay these days. No harm No foul but oh so stupid!
Cedar Posts suspects Blydenburg will be booted from the CMPD Reserve Unit, though he can't be fired as he is already formally retired from CMPD.