Ariana Grande Gets A Hug And The World Goes NUTZ!

Well the twitterverse is up in arms again, seems I certain black bishop gave Ariana Grande an extended hug, referred to as a new Taco Bell menu item and you'd think he'd drugged her and stole her virginity. 

I don’t blame the poor bishop, after all his life is 2/3rds over and there he is holding on to the one and only Ariana Grande, hundred pounds of firmness in all the right places and softness just where it should be, she feels the way a woman should feel she smells the way a woman should smell. 

So, there he is, lost in the moment, his thoughts completely void on anything else, like his wife of 30 years and her arms that are the size of hams. Yes, those hams are the farthest thing from his mind. Holding on to the tiny size zero, he suddenly can't remember his wife's name or that when she walks past him, her butt looks like two shoats in a lime green spandex sack shaking and wiggling down the street. 

Yet he still loves his wife, whatever her name is, but there are areas of her body that haven’t seen daylight or soap in a decade and so there he is holding onto 100 pounds of  trouble in a barely there dress and just for a moment his mind is barely functioning it’s like an IED ready to explode he doesn’t know what to do, but good God he doesn't wanna let go.

The bishop has since apologized, but Ariana has remained silent. You can't blame her, people coming to her defense as if she were totally helpless. Thanks to her petite size it is pretty easy to see her as a naïve barley legal teenager, but Ariana is nearly 25 and I'm pretty sure she has no issues with telling someone, even the bishop to back the f### off!

Now about this hugging, wow I'm not a hugger I'm more of a fist bump and call it good, type person. I've got family that loves to hug it up, I'd rather not. Given the crazy world we live in maybe the good Bishop should adopt my way of thinking. 

Hey Ariana mind if we just fist bump? 

Then on second thought I guess a little hug, would be ok.