Monday, October 21, 2019

April Rose Figley - Women We Can't Take Home To Mom


April Rose Figley 4-12-1996 Courtesy MCSO
On a better day you'd swipe right on tinder but this is not her tinder photo and robbery with a dangerous weapon is not how any potential date's bio should start off. Add the conspiracy charge and now you've got some real trouble. Say hello to April Rose Figley. 

The Rowan county resident was arrested early Monday morning along with her co-conspirator "Armoni" Montel Hogue.

Armoni Montel Hogue Courtesy MCSO



10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Nasty ass coal burner nothing but a walking STD farm.

Anonymous said...

I'd do her.

Anonymous said...

What the hell is a coal burner?

Anonymous said...

11:40 AM

I think it's kind of like a smoke jumper.........

Anonymous said...

I've heard that BBC jus makes em all stupid...

Anonymous said...

I figure she had about 30 seconds to run the other way and change her life for the better before her mofo bro friend pulled out a gun and said give me the money, drugs, keys or whatever.

Now thanks to Cedar and to be fair google and MCSO as well everyone is going to know she's just a pile of nasty shit.

Anonymous said...

Looks like the little princess will spend another night in jail. Surprised her pimp ain't posted her bail for her.

Anonymous said...

Ferrell would do her.

Anonymous said...

She bonded out about an hour ago with an EMD and a November 1 court date.

Anonymous said...

i smashed her before... it wasn't all that good since the whole ass hood done ran through her