I see a lot of stuff about how hard it is to date in the post COVID world.
I get it there's a lot of pressure to be something you're not to get the guy or the girl of your dreams. Yep its hard to meet nice people, add the gender questions and the political divide it has got to be crazy frustrating.
Mrs. Cedar is my 3rd wife so I've been there.
When I was young I was totally into the horse girl who lived down the street. She was a dark haired beauty with blues eyes and her school supplies were always on display. I would have done anything for her, just to hang out together.
In high school I had a Toyota Pre-Runner pickup truck and as it turned out it was a great ride for the 16 year old horse girl tired of riding her bicycle to the nearby stable. It was a perfect match and I was locked in on my new found target.
I helped her wash her horses and clean the stalls. shovel manure, dress tack and stack bales of hay, I would do anything she'd ask.
And then about 2 weeks into a evolving romantic relationship one of her male horses decided to "drop" which is a nice way of saying show his monster dick to the world.
At first she hit it with a nearby bucket but the "thing" just got bigger and so she smacked it with a broom finally she picked up her riding crop and wacked that horse pecker a dozen times all the while telling the poor horse how gross he was.
And in the moment God presented me with "an epiphany' it was a sudden and profound realization, best described as an "a-ha!" moment.
She was the girl from that Dierks Bentley music video "Becky" and yep what was I thinking?
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