Cedar Posts and Barbed Wire Fences: Recession Strikes North Pole

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Recession Strikes North Pole - Donner and Blitzen Laid Off

Santa Claus is apparently not immune to the recession, in order to offset years of rising feed prices Santa apparently has opted for less horse power.

Without much warning reindeer Donner and Blitzen were laid off just before Thanksgiving.

This week a video surfaced in the form of a television commercial featuring Alltel's famous ding dong Chad, aboard Santa's sleigh with only six reindeer.

Watch the Video Below

Donner and Blizten have not returned repeated phone calls and emails requesting comment and there has been no official word on the status of Rudolph.

In other news from the North Pole; International Brotherhood of Elves Union Local 365 is calling for a strike on Christmas Eve after it was discovered the usual Thanksgiving turkey dinner was served with an alternative meat substitute, a clear violation of the current contract.

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Cedar Posts and Barbed Wire Fences

He had a different way of looking at the land,
the trouble at hand
or any circumstance
that might just come along.

And while much in the world has changed
the pull of the mountains
and the range
for him has always been strong.

His back to the wind
he placed the last post
and at last
the day's work was done.

As the seasons changed,
the work got harder
but he still rose
with the sun.

The posts became heavy,
bails of wire he’d need some help
but he just pushed
himself more.

His back now ached
and his legs tired quickly
even his bed
made him sore.

Over the years
he’s always done his best
right up to the present tense,
and he measured his life in cedar posts
and miles of barbed wire fence.