Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Jennifer Aniston Gets Nakie for Christmas

Be it a personal jab at Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, calculated career move or simply done for financial gain, a naked Jennifer Aniston may have asked the same question posed by so many women who suddenly find they are fast approaching 40, as they often stare at their reflections in the mirror trying to figure out the answer to the age old question, do I still have it?

Of course the answer if you are Ms. Aniston is, Hell Yes!

What Ms. Aniston has yet to figure out is that her cuteness, and she has always been super cute, is considerably sexier than Angelina Jolie's trampyness and that real beauty comes from within.

Sadly, her bad choices (John Mayer is not much better than Brad Pitt), public and somewhat endless pity party over being wronged by Jolie, being hopelessly in love with the idea of being married and still not over the one who got away, has made Ms. Aniston the poster child for unhappy single women everywhere.

The short term spike in GQ's magazine sales will do little to squelch her need for attention or make her any happier. Long after the google searches have slowed to a trickle, she'll remain within the ranks of USW.

The answer to Jennifer is, yes you still have it, but real happiness will never come from a reflection in the mirror or GQ magazine. All the Lipo, Botox and Plastic Enhancements, latest South Beach Diet or Pilates moves will never replace the beauty that comes from within.

So put your clothes back on, stop staring at the mirror and get on with your life.


Vera H. said...


Melvin The Barbarian said...

This reminds me of a comment Howard Stern once made on his show with regard to Jamie Lee Curtis ...

HOWARD: If I had a body like that, I'd spend all day looking at myself in the mirror

ROBIN: Do you think there's much money in that?