Thursday, December 3, 2009

Tiger Woods Christmas Photo

Tiger said in his most recent posting that he is surprised at the amount of "tabloid scrutiny". He should have added creativity. OK it's a really bad photoshoped joke!



Tiger should have stopped complaining about the press and just told the world, "Hey I messed up with a couple of bimbos while on the road and Elin is not a happy girl. So things got a little over the top the other night and I wrecked my car."

But what we the public get is:

"Hey, it's Tiger," ....... "I need you to do me a huge favor. Can you pleeeeease take your name off your phone? My wife went through my phone and may be calling you."

Those 3 words "Hey, its Tiger" and the game was over!

It took more words to convict the "Una bomber" Ted Kaczynski but for Tiger he is guilty as charged.

On a brighter side maybe he'll become the next spokesperson for "On-Star".... "Mister Wood's this is On-Star the sensor in you car tell me that you have been chased down your driveway by your wife with a golf club and you hit a fire hydrant and then a neighbors tree".

I suspect it will be a media field day in about 30 minutes, Starting with Robin Meade on CNN at 6 AM.

Then a West Coast press conference with attorney Gloria Allred where she plans to make a statement about Rachel Uchitel's relationship with Woods. Allred said Uchitel will attend the 11:30 a.m. PT (2:30 p.m. ET) news conference but will not speak.

Too late for Tiger to speak, anything else he says, or posts will just add fuel to the fire.

Time to lay low Tiger.

And next time DUCK!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Cedar you are cruel!