Wednesday, August 11, 2010
CMPD Releases Fantasia's 911 Call
I promised myself I wasn't going to speak up about Fantasia's sex tape, mainly because just the thought of that is so incredibly gross I won't be able to eat pizza for a month.
Even her alleged confession to Mrs. Antwan Cook, makes my head hurt, telling Mrs Cook. “He don’t want you. Maybe the next time that you get a husband you’ll know how to keep him. That’s why he is here with me.”
The other thing that troubles me is I have this uncontrollable urge to speak and type ghetto whenever I start thinking about Fantasia.
So Fantasia wanted to end it all?
I'm thinking the Fantasia suicide attempt is pretty dull but now that we have the 911 tape, well it's still pretty dull.
The Observer has the recording here.
If you remember a little more than a year ago Fatasia was on her way to being homeless. Then she got to work and someone fronted her a bunch of cash. So for the last 12 months she has been spending the green like she's a diva. Trips and new cars, and "supporting her family", can you say that in the voice of a 5 year old? Honey that money is going to run out twice as fast as last time.
Fantasia's business manager says she's been dealing with (in a hushed voice) a lot of stress.
I don’t know about you but I have plenty of stress in my life and I don’t eat a bottle of pills just because my day didn’t go just the way I’d like it to.
So let me get this straight, Fantasia’s stress, is that she found out the married guy she was seeing was a liar and a cheat?
Whoa I bet that was shocker! Considering his facebook photo has him wearing a freaking Wedding Ring!
I know what you're thinking some Hollywood a-lister playa, someone from the record industry, a producer, some multi millionaire who hooked up with her on his G-7 flying to Vegas?
Nope the dude hawks cell phones in a small store for T-Mobile at the Stonecrest shopping center.
And, that her man’s women is now suing her ass for a jackpot load of cash which she’ll never have a chance in hell of collecting on because Fantasia’s “extended family” is all living in the crib with her?
Whoa another shocker!
And Antwaun Cook is toast, as his wife has him in the cross hairs and it is not going to be pretty. Read the complaint here.
Of course none of this is news, the rumors had been floating around since December, when Fantasia went on record with the following:
“… Yes, [the rumors] were all really cute to me. I guess it was something about a guy from T-Mobile? Inaccurate. He was hot, but I think I’m looking for my own man. There’s no boo in my life, I’m married to my career. ” “… As a matter of fact, I’ve never even [met him] before. I think I’d want to be with a guy who’s in the same tax bracket as I am … or higher!”
Fantasia pays taxes? On what income?
So she hooked up with a guy who wouldn’t make it past round one of the bachelor and she feels life’s little bumps are just too much to take and then decides to end it all.
That is just total bull shit!
Listen to the 911 call and you know what you'll hear? You'll hear some dude worried that the gravy train is leaving the station. You know what I mean?
They put Fantasia in the shower, I guess she sings better in the shower? Hell, I know I do. So maybe they thought that would wake her phat ass up?
The dispatcher “they put her in the shower?” Well tell them to get her out of the shower now!” The paramedics don’t want to see anymore of her big ole beer gut and sloppy booty than necessary.
Ugh the visual is just too much!
To Fantasia's peeps: You people need to learn from Michael Jackson’s death, that there brother is dead man, if the goose dies y’all out of a job cause the goose ain't laying no more golden eggs.
Y'all know what I mean?
And another thing lemme axe you this who's gonna pay for that pimpin Escalade with them 28's, if y'all don't give that girl some breathing room? And take her phat ass out of the damn shower!