Tuesday, February 12, 2013
Anthony King of All That Is Mecklenburg
CP received this email this morning with a link to the Charlotte Observer story that reveals the City's funding on the Panthers renovations was Mayor Foxx's idea.
His Travesty King Anthony of Mecklenburg has proclaimed that whereas all the peasants in Mecklenburg enjoy football eight weeks per year that all shall be taxed whenever they shall raise a pint in his honor at anytime.
Since no one will toast King Anthony all prepared food shall be taxed at a rate that is twice as what is was before.
All Hail King Anthony!