Tired of those Good Samaritan stories? Kid finds ten grand in a garbage can turns it in and gets a ten dollar gift card to the Apple Store happy ending stories?
Well then here you go; this dude (obviously a Bernie Sanders supporter) found a wallet and reasoned “I kept the cash because I needed weed..." https://t.co/hGloSqv77B https://t.co/azSFRKaUFN
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Well, we could say it was BLM getting reparations, but the half-good Samaritan wrote "Toodles." Therefore, we know it is a white guy and your theory of his being a Bernie supporter stands correct.
But technically, the owner of the wallet doesn't have any cash now, so he should get 90% of Mr. Toodles's weed.
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