Wednesday, May 4, 2022

Locked Up and But Still Hot

A very kind fan of Cedar Posts noted that local LE has been on a roll, bringing in a number of otherwise "Hot" girls for processing at the MCSO intake center. 

Perhaps not the type of girl you want to take home to meet "Mom"  but.... 


WEBER, HAILEY ANN AGE 25 DWI


BOAT, EMILY KRISTINE AGE 26 DWI


CHILSON, WHITNEY NICOLE AGE 28 IDENTITY THEFT


CONKLIN, MIRANDA AGE 25 SIMPLE ASSULT


JAMES, LINDA MICHELLE AGE 45 ASSAULT BY STRANGULATION


SCOTT, TATIANA ALEXIS AGE 29 ASSAULT WITH A DEADLY WEAPON


MATSON, HALEY ELIZABETH AGE 26 B&E LARCNEY


THOMKA, LINDSEY LEE AGE 32 DWI


FAUST, COURTNEY AGE 33 RESISTING and MORE


BEAM, ALEXANDRA MARIE AGE 32 DISORDERLY CONDUCT


BELLA, KATHARINE CLAIRE AGE 32 ASSAULT AND BATTERY



BELTON, SHENERA DENISE AGE 35 RESISTING PUBLIC OFFICER



PUENTES-DIAZ, VALERIA DENISSA AGE 19 DWI


SAUNDERS, TIFFANI AGE 19 CONSUME ALC BY <19 MISDEMEANOR LARCENY


22 comments:

Anonymous said...

Something tells me this ain't Linda James first rodeo.

Anonymous said...

Miranda Conklin hey girl are you up for some fun? You know the safety word don't you?

Anonymous said...

Pledge fund?

Anonymous said...

OK...W'er d black girlz et? We need to be all inclusive!

Anonymous said...

Y'all be racist!

Anonymous said...

What's up with Sloppy Joe McGarity these days? Has he gotten off light duty yet?

Anonymous said...

Black girlz? Cedar said hot and there's a difference between Hot and just Nasty. Never met a Black Girl who was Hot of course I've never met Rihanna.

Anonymous said...

As a long time reader, I think it's your public service to tell each one of these the story of Lisa "Dime Piece" Pistolis. I'm probably doing a hatchet job on her name, but she deserves it.

Looking 'hot' at 25 doesn't forgive your blatant disregard for common sense and that your actions have consequences on others. One day you'll be old, saggy, and wrinkled. You don't want that day to come when you're sharing a cell with a 350# cellmate who loves formerly skinny white girls. Put down the seltzer, stay in one weekend a month, quit taking any and all pills (especially the ones your Doc prescribes), find a decent partner, and for the love of God, don't steal an id or strangle someone. That's a half step from boiling a bunny.

Anonymous said...

I'm of the opinion that each of these women are well within in the 7-9 range and I fully agree with 9:44 time to wake up before one of these wrong turns ends up deadly. And further that a "decent partner" is key. He or even she doesn't have to be a millionaire or even a $200,000 a year income earner just someone who cares and keeps your head up and your ass out of trouble.

Anonymous said...

I bet Linda James was something back in the day and Whitney def the "F-ME hard daddy" type.

Anonymous said...

6:32 You don't think a black crack ho with an attitude is hot?

Anonymous said...

4:40 totally agree on Whitney

Anonymous said...

Sorry boys, a quick search of Whitney on Facebook shows she only like the BBC…shame

Anonymous said...

I like my women like I like my coffee...Thick and Black!

Anonymous said...

11:26...Figures!

Anonymous said...

This is ridiculous. There are some very good articles on this blog, but this one devalues all of the information that is good and helpful. The comments are stupid, racist, sexist and ignorant.

Anonymous said...

9:20, cry more. Don't put yourself in the position for the public to see your bad behaviors. Plus this is the only "punishment" any of these fine upstanding female citizens will receive, especially in Meck County. Plus, everything is racist apparently so that tag means absolutely nothing anymore.

Anonymous said...

This is what makes CP a real find. You never know what will come across the plate. While this "change up" might seem cruel, racist, and sexist (it is) it is also is a wake up call that at least for these women there are consequences for their actions even if it is only social media shame. Also this maybe a one off for a couple of these girls the number who are repeat guests of Garry McFadden is surprising.

Anonymous said...

9:20...Remember that only white people can be racist!

Anonymous said...

You need to remove my photo promptly or I will sue you for everything you have. This is an unlawful invasion of privacy and is cyber stalking.

Anonymous said...

2014: You need to take that up with MCSO. And the dozens of other sites online that post mugshots. So sorry that your Glamour/Mug isn't exactly how you would gain your infamy, but those are the consequences for acting out.

Do we have any guess which one of these this is? I'm guessing the Courtney, the new add, even though she really doesn't qualify. Must have fought pretty hard to get those shiners though. Feisty one!

Anonymous said...

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