Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Porn Star Baby Names

I’m sitting in a mid scale family style restaurant with my wife and her great aunt who is just shy of 80. Before long, up comes our bouncy blonde waitress, her name tag proudly declaring, HI MY NAME IS DEVIN!

Devin is cute, about 18 and sweet as can be, and while she is neither flirty or trashy, I can’t help but wonder about her porn star name.

Why would parents do that to a girl? Then I learn that Devin works with Desire and Sindy, yes her name is spelled with a “S”.

What the hell?

Did these parents even think about naming their daughters?

My son had friends named Amanda and Chelsea who are graduating from UNC next year and they are most assuredly guaranteed employment in the corporate world because everyone else has a porn star name.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Cedar, you are nuts! Nothing wrong with Devin ok Sindy is a little much.

Whats wrong with Bambi?

Anonymous said...

Admit it you love girls with porn star names!

Anonymous said...

There is a girl working at Ruby Tuesday near SouthPark named Xtaasee. But she's black and I guess it wouldn't be PC to ask her to change her name to wait tables.

Anonymous said...

There is a girl working at Ruby Tuesday near SouthPark named Xtaasee. But she's black and I guess it wouldn't be PC to ask her to change her name to wait tables.