Wednesday, August 10, 2022

CMPD Busts Nanny After Crime Spree

You have to laugh at the amount of attention given this crime. 

It’s a hey looky here attractive white girl criminal vs a dozen brazen grab and dash retail thefts by a couple of over fed black woman who continue to rob the same Kohl’s and Ulta stores. 

Not to mention the 5 Homicides

But local media has a nutty over "Mary (Pill) Poppins" aka 33-year-old Sarah Catherine Seltzer.

Sarah Catherine Seltzer Age 33 Photo MCSO

But why would CMPD make a big deal out of this case and why would the local news media would pile on as well? 


One station reported that she was charged with multiple felonies, (False) another said she posed as a Nanny. She has actually worked for several years as a nanny and had excellent reviews on several websites.

According to WSOC she is facing the following charges with the following bonds:

Uttering forged paper or instrument- $10,000 unsecured

Obtaining Property by false pretense- $10,000 unsecured

B&E building x2- $10,000 unsecured / $10,000 unsecured

Larceny of property x2 - $10,000 unsecured / $5,000 unsecured

Felony larceny x2- $10,000 unsecured / $10,000 unsecured

Just seems like an obvious “White People are Criminals Too" ploy. A clear message to say that we take all crime seriously?

From CMPD's Twitter Feed:

CMPD has arrested a suspect who stole items from a victim’s home after interviewing for a nanny position. She is facing charges in several other similar cases. Sarah Catherine Seltzer (DOB 01/24/1989) is facing numerous charges. (1/4) #cmpd #clt #cltnews

The charges are as follows: breaking and entering (2 counts), larceny after breaking and entering (2 counts), uttering a forged instrument (1 count), obtaining property by false pretense (1 count), felony larceny (1 count), and misdemeanor larceny (1 count). (2/4)

In the latest case on August 2, Seltzer interviewed for a nanny position before returning later to the same home, entering through a back door and taking numerous items including bottles of prescription drugs. Some of the items stolen had sentimental value to the victim. (3/4)

In two other cases, Seltzer was actually working as a childcare provider for families. The CMPD is continuing to investigate. Anyone with information about other related crimes should contact @CLTCrimeStopper at 704-334-1600. (4/4)

WBTV even sought out the victims:

Parker Myers' wife Peaches may not soon recover from having her entire 90 day supply of Xanax stolen from her medicine cabinet by the "Nanny".


Can you imagine the horror of life without your Xanax? The entire bottle empty. Such a shocking crime!


CP fully supports CMPD's effort to investigate all crimes no matter how small. But this was a PR stunt nothing more.

After arresting countless kids on bicycles and getting a ton of unwarranted push back, lets hope this faux crime "crack down" is just a coincidence and not a distraction from 71 homicide's and other violent crimes.  

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

The Charlotte City Leaders (CMPD, CFD, CATS, etc) have managed by the “5 D’s.” Denial, Deflect, Devalue, Dismiss, and Destroy. A very common daily tactic for the CFD KBU (He ain’t no chief), and his deputies. This is been proven in court repeatedly with their most recent court imposed sanctions. The 3 out of the 4 CFD Command Staff have no business being in their current position. If you spent a year within CFD, you would have never picked in your most drunken stupor or even after a traumatic brain injury, the deputies selected since Hannan left. Some of the most respected, highest integrity, and most qualified people were passed over repeatedly and continue to be passed over. Once the City Manager leaves/fired, the CFD KBU will loose his umbrella of protection. They’re all in over their heads, the deputy over Planning (used to be over Admin) being the worst as pointed out by a City Council member. They moved him from Admin to Planning so he couldn’t f’up anything else. Watch the video/audio from the Civil Service hearing. The CFD Command Staff sounded like the biggest group of short bus riders I’ve ever heard. Give the newest 4th deputy chief time to finish is glass of Kool-Aid, and he’ll be just like the rest of those stump turtles. Just wait, it’s all fixin’ to come apart at the seams. Follow @usercltburning on TikTok. It’s good, promise.

https://www.wbtv.com/2022/07/11/federal-judge-sanctions-city-cms-over-failure-produce-documents/

Anonymous said...

What is up with the Nanny? Kind of plain looking, maybe a little heavy. But she doesn't look like a druggie, def not into meth. Peaches looks like a classic sanctimonious little slut. All perfect on the outside but inside she wants a more meaningful life or at least someone who will make he beg for more more more in a Billy Idol sort of way.....

Anonymous said...

Cedar don't be so hard on Peaches! You have no idea how hard it is to get a 90 day supply of Xanax! And the co-pay!

Anonymous said...

Cedar don’t take down my comment about the gays at CMPD. Christian Wagner has their backs and behinds.

Anonymous said...

1030am

What you fail to realize is that no one cares because we don’t live in Charlotte. We all moved across the county line to better places.

Anonymous said...

I doubt Wagner even offers the courtesy of a reach around!

Anonymous said...

Cedar you have the name of the suspect neutralized in Clemmons Friday?

Anonymous said...

bout time CMPD cracked down on whitey stealing and robbing. Shit goes on ever day. Those pills all get taken from someone to go into the streets. Peaches should be held accountable for having her stash taken, just like her dumbass husband, who probably had his Glock taken from his truck.

This is the mugshot we need, not more of some undefended Black brother

Anonymous said...

If peaches needs more zannies, she can ride herself over to the Walmart parking lot at Arboretum. Look for the white kid skateboarding beside his Civic. Tell him Zane sent you. He'll give you at least 30 day supply.

Anonymous said...

Peaches needs some brotherly love and she'll stop complaining.

Anonymous said...

150 off duty openings for PRIDE. Why is that job unable to be filled? Sodom and Gomorrah festival a no go for me

Anonymous said...

Stop being hateful of fags. Many of your blue brothers are secretly gay.

Choose love over hate in Charlotte.

Anonymous said...

So how about they wear the pride band so we all know how far away to stand so as not get the Monkey Pox!

Anonymous said...

The Billy Idol comment is gold!