Cedar Posts and Barbed Wire Fences: April Rose Figley

Monday, October 21, 2019

April Rose Figley - Women We Can't Take Home To Mom

April Rose Figley 4-12-1996 Courtesy MCSO

On a better day you'd swipe right on tinder but this is not her tinder photo and robbery with a dangerous weapon is not how any potential date's bio should start off. Add the conspiracy charge and now you've got some real trouble. Say hello to April Rose Figley.

The Rowan county resident was arrested early Monday morning along with her co-conspirator "Armoni" Montel Hogue.

Armoni Montel Hogue Courtesy MCSO

10 comments:

Anonymous said...: Nasty ass coal burner nothing but a walking STD farm.; October 22, 2019 at 7:53 AM
Anonymous said...: I'd do her.; October 22, 2019 at 11:15 AM
Anonymous said...: What the hell is a coal burner?; October 22, 2019 at 11:40 AM
Anonymous said...: 11:40 AM

I think it's kind of like a smoke jumper.........; October 22, 2019 at 2:14 PM
Anonymous said...: I've heard that BBC jus makes em all stupid...; October 22, 2019 at 3:47 PM
Anonymous said...: I figure she had about 30 seconds to run the other way and change her life for the better before her mofo bro friend pulled out a gun and said give me the money, drugs, keys or whatever.

Now thanks to Cedar and to be fair google and MCSO as well everyone is going to know she's just a pile of nasty shit.; October 22, 2019 at 4:05 PM
Anonymous said...: Looks like the little princess will spend another night in jail. Surprised her pimp ain't posted her bail for her.; October 22, 2019 at 6:19 PM
Anonymous said...: Ferrell would do her.; October 23, 2019 at 9:59 PM
Anonymous said...: She bonded out about an hour ago with an EMD and a November 1 court date.; October 24, 2019 at 10:51 AM
Anonymous said...: i smashed her before... it wasn't all that good since the whole ass hood done ran through her; May 17, 2020 at 7:42 AM

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